A few facts about marriage...
1. Marriage is not a word. It is a
sentence (a life sentence)
2. Marriage is very much like a violin; after
the sweet music is over, the strings are still attached.
3. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore
marriage is an institution for the blind.
4. Marriage is an institution in which a man
loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Master's.
5. Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a
woman's finger, and two under the man's eyes.
6. Marriage certificate is just another word
for a work permit.
7. "WIFE" is an abbrviation for:
Worries Inherited For Ever.
8. Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types
of "RINGS": The Engagement
Ring, The Wedding Ring, The Suffe-ring, The Endu-ring
9. Married life is full of excitement and
frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman>listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In
the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen!
10. It is true that love is blind but
marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
11. It's true that all men are born free
and equal-but some of them get married!
12. A happy marriage is a matter of
giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
13. Son : How much does it cost to get
married, Dad? Father: I don't know son,
I'm still paying for it.
14. Son : Is it true? Dad, I heard that
in ancient China, a man didn't know his wife until he married her. Father: That happens everywhere son -
EVERYWHERE!!!
15. There was a man who said, "I
never knew what happiness was until I got married.... and then it was too
late!"
16. Love is one long sweet dream, and
marriage is the alarm clock.
17. They say that when a man holds a
woman's hand before marriage,it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
18. Marriages are made in heaven -but
so's thunder and lightning!
19. When a newly married man looks
happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
20. There was this lover who said that
he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through
hell!